Tall, Organized Female Seeks Perfect Handbag

If you follow me on Twitter, I’m probably on your nerves at this point with all my complaints and sighs as I seek the perfect handbag. So many that I look at are *this close* to perfection, but none are quite there.

Or, some may be, but I can’t tell because the designer’s website images are so 1930s-sex-scene that I can only imagine what happens when that zipper is opened.

Maybe you can point me in the right direction. Here’s the list of demands:

  • Handles long enough to fit on my (narrow) shoulder even when I wear a bulky sweater and/or winter coat.
  • Removable cross-body strap for those moments when I want to be hands (and shoulder) free.
  • Beautiful leather and craftsmanship (I know, the irony of the vegetarian who craves beautiful leather. I make efforts, just not with this bag. I’m sorry, dear animals) (Okay, waxed canvas would do if Moop would custom-make my bag).
  • Silver hardware. I rarely wear gold. Don’t make me send mixed metal messages.
  • Easy to open flap.
Now to the storage. Pockets. I want them. Here’s what I need:
  • Slip pocket on back, ideally large enough to hold a full manila folder or a magazine. I promise to put only high-quality magazines in that pocket.
  • Interior zip pocket against back wall.
  • Key fob. Don’t make me fish for those keys, please!
  • Dividing zip pocket. Make it large enough to hold iPad 2 in its wool case, and I shall swoon.
  • iPhone + smidge (for George’s sweater) interior pocket against front wall.
  • Two pen/pencil slips against front wall. Not too deep, please. I need to get the pen/pencil out of its slip at some point.
  • Moleskine pocket-sized journal pocket. Next to the pen/pencil slips and iPhone pocket works.
  • Outside front, under flap, a small zipped pocket for sundries.
  • Outside on side, a water bottle sized pocket. Not a disposable water bottle, but a Sigg-sized bottle.
I’ve found some bags that are close, but I’m holding out for just-the-right-bag. What’s on your list for the perfect handbag? Have any suggestions where I might find mine?

11 thoughts on “Tall, Organized Female Seeks Perfect Handbag”

  1. Keep me posted on this hunt. I’m forever searching for a bag that works with both my linebacker shoulders and significant boobage – which is why I tend to carry my purses around like the Queen Mum.

  2. OK . . . it’s not leather, and it might not have the right pocket configuration right now, but have you checked out Kelly Moore’s Kelly Boy Bag? Technically, it’s a camera bag, but it’s damn lovely for just about everything.

  3. I have been searching for The Perfect Bag for over 40 years. Problem is. . . it’s a moving target! (There were no iProducts in the Stone Age; nor even Moleskin. . .) Your wish list sounds perfect. Please post your options — I’d love to check them out (because I am a total Bag Fiend and can’t stop myself).

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